All Khanned Out.... Over You....

've been tagged! Fifty percent off now through Sunday.

Or not. Rather, I've been tagged by Beth to list my four favorite Khans.

So, in the spirit of horrible puns, who is it that I khan't get enough of?

Well, firstly, I'll list Khan!, a 1975 crime/drama that ran for only one season. It's in first place because, well, EXCLAMATION POINT. Exclamation points for the win!

In second place there's 1982's Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan because my boyfriend likes Star Trek, and he wants his vote to count.

In third place I'll put choreographer Saroj Khan, who created the steps to possibly the world's most basmatic dance number ever, Mr. India's "Hawa Hawaii." Also to her credit: Devdas, Taal, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, and Khal Nayak, among dozens of others.

Tied for fourth I'm going to give some shout-outs to two talented playback singers, Adnan Sami Khan and Sunidhi Chauhan (birth name: Sana Khan). I especially owe Adnan Sami props for the video for "Kabhi Nahin," which features both Sami and Amitabh Bachchan making enormous fools of themselves for, I think, my personal amusement.

Of course, I've also got to wish Shahrukh Khan a very happy 41st birthday. Thank you, SRK, for being what drew me most into Bollywood; there was a time when I refused to watch films that didn't star you. You are the Rahul to my Anjali (Anjali the daughter, of course - I've got enough boyfriends already!). Last year at this time I was stalking you co-starring with you jumping with joy after having the chance to be an extra in KANK. This birthday, sadly, you are without my jumpingly joyful presence, but I hope you appreciate this as much as I do: