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Okay, so I've gotten a truckload of e-mails letting me know that there's a Bollywood movie being filmed in Manhattan.

Thanks for the heads-up, ladies and gents, but I already know. The film is tentatively titled Ta Ra Pum or Don't Worry Be Happy some such nonsense, starring Saif Ali Khan and Rani Mukherjee. They already filmed a large portion of the film in North Carolina (racing? NASCAR? what now?) and now they're in NYC.

I've already looked into it. They're looking for Indian extras, so if anyone is Indian (or can pass for such) and lives nearby, you're welcome to it. Unfortunately I neither fit their description nor do I have the time or energy to stalk sets, so... no. Sorry. But thanks anyway. There will always be another film, not to worry!